Stuffed Knit F-Bomb Pattern – Funny Knit Stuffie & Gag Gift
The Stuffed Knit F-Bomb Pattern is the ultimate small knit with big energy. This humorous knit stuffie is worked in the round, lightly stuffed, and finished with a bold duplicate-stitched letter, i-cord fuse, and playful tassels.
Perfect for confident beginners, this project is fast, stash-friendly, and endlessly giftable — whether you’re knitting for laughs, stress relief, or pure mischief.
🧵 Pattern Details
• Skill Level: Confident Beginner
• Construction: Knit in the round, bottom up
• Techniques: Increases, decreases, duplicate stitch, i-cord
• Finished Size: Approx. 4.5” tall
📦 Included
• Ad-free printable PDF pattern
• Written instructions + chart
• Video tutorial links for key techniques
💥 Knit it. Gift it. Drop it responsibly.
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Not suitable for children under 16 without adult supervision due to potential risks from tools or materials used with this pattern.
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Note that this pattern is designed for those with basic knitting and crochet skills, including the ability to read and understand patterns. Although the instructions aim to be clear, a fundamental knowledge of knitting and crochet stitches and terminology is necessary.
We do not support modifications outside of those specified in the pattern. Any alterations you wish to make will need to be undertaken independently.
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Craft:Knitting
Difficulty: Intermediate
Helpful Resources:
Picture TutorialMood: Netflix & Chill
Needle Size: 5.0 mm
Project Categories: Home Decor
Project Subcategories: Stuffie - Toy
Technique: Worked In The Round, Bottom Up, One-Piece, I-cord
Time Required: A few hours
Yarn Suggestions:
Yarn KnitPicks, Swish Worsted (100% Fine Superwash Merino Wool, 110 yds, 50 g CYCA #4 worsted). 1 ball: Loam Heather #28648 — color A 10 g: White #24662 — color B 2 g: Honey #26066 — color C 2 g: Serrano #24663 — color D 5 g: Throne #28662 — color E
Yarn Weight: Worsted